Smorgasbord Laughter Lines – Time to get a little punny…. and sheepish

Something to put a smile on your face…..just loving these medical quips from sally at About Smorgasbord – Variety is the Spice of Life

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On the Medical Front

Statistically…. 9 out of 10 injections are in vein.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.
I once heard a joke about amnesia, but I forgot how it goes.
Conjunctivitis.com — that’s a site for sore eyes.
There was a sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center that said ‘Keep off the Grass.

Some of us are not quite up to scratch with medical terminology and things get lost in translation.

Artery – The study of paintings
Bacteria – Back door to cafeteria
Barium – What doctors do when patients die
Benign – What you be, after you be eight
Caesarean Section –  A neighbourhood in Rome
Cat scan  – Searching for Kitty
Cauterize – Made eye contact with her
Colic – A sheep dog
Coma –  A punctuation mark
Dilate – To live…

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